I'm fat and nobody likes me (he's fat),
I'm fat and nobody ever liked me,
I'm fat and nobody likes me,
Kids shit on my head.
When I go to school, kids make fun,
Some even call me, "Attila the Hun,"
I have three warts on my left thigh...I think they're just gross but my mom says they're cancerous and so I have to go in for treatment but the doctor injected a needle into my face which eventually was a deadly strain of botox so now I look like as fat as I really am, but I'm actually really fat, but nobody ever liked me so it doesn't matter...you know what? I'm going to go poop on my cat because that's the only thing that I'm above.
I'm fat and nobody likes me,
I'm fat and nobody likes me,
I'm fat and nobody likes me (he's fat),
Kids make fun of me and poop on my face.
When I sit down and go to the bathroom I even sit down when I go pee because I've had so many wedgies that my nutsack is part of my left thigh and so my--my veins are disconfigured in a way so that I pee upwards and I get urine all over my face and it's really disgusting...I don't appreciate it. I tried to get it fixed with a razor-knife, but I actually only cut myself open which really wasn't all that bad because now I only have about a pint of blood left. Some kids slit my throat so I just sew it up every night so it looks like I'm a Raggedy-Ann doll, but really I have about the brains of a Raggedy-Ann doll because nobody's ever liked me. Aw forget it! I just want to die! Glaugh!
I'm fat and nobody likes me (he's fat),
I'm fat and nobody likes me,
I'm fat and nobody likes me,
Kids make fun of me and I really don't appreciate it.